Poetja dhe shkrimtarja Mimoza Ahmeti ka b\u00ebr\u00eb nj\u00eb k\u00ebrkes\u00eb t\u00eb pazakont\u00eb nga Ferma VIP, duke i drejtuar nj\u00eb thirrje direkte kryeministrit Edi Rama.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E vendosur n\u00ebn presion p\u00ebr t\u00eb fituar sfid\u00ebn e mbledhjes s\u00eb lepujve n\u00eb ferm\u00eb, Ahmeti k\u00ebrkoi me humor ndihm\u00ebn e Ram\u00ebs p\u00ebrmes satelit\u00ebve \u201cAlbania 1\u201d dhe \u201cAlbania 2\u201d, duke sugjeruar q\u00eb ata t\u00eb p\u00ebrdoren p\u00ebr lokalizimin e kafsh\u00ebve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cL\u00ebsho pak satelitin t\u2019i kapin\u201d,<\/em> u shpreh ajo gjat\u00eb bised\u00ebs me konkurrent\u00ebt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Por k\u00ebrkesa nuk u ndal me kaq. Ahmeti vijoi me tone ironike duke k\u00ebrkuar edhe ndihm\u00ebn e platform\u00ebs e-Albania p\u00ebr t\u00eb pajisur lepujt me certifikata identiteti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Pjes\u00eb nga biseda:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Moza<\/strong>: Kryeminist\u00ebr, a punon sateliti me i gjet pak lepujt e mi? Se vdiqa, nuk po marr plus tek Sara, jam minus. L\u00ebsho pak satelitin t\u2019i kapin, zon\u00ebn kuadratoje, fap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Sara<\/strong>: Kap vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb l\u00ebpur vet\u00eb, vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Moza<\/strong>: I them Edit un\u00eb, tani m\u2019i gjen Edi n\u00eb vend. Gjeji o v\u00eblla gjeji, ti \u00e7far\u00eb nuk gjen. Te k\u00ebto tokat e nxanuna kapi, izoloi aty se jam me minus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Sara<\/strong>: Kapi lepujt Moza, mos i l\u00ebsho.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Moza<\/strong>: Me \u00e7a ti kap. Po me e-Albania i gjej un\u00eb k\u00ebto identitetet e k\u00ebtyre? Me e-Albania do shoh un\u00eb. Dua shtat\u00eb certifikata lepujsh me e-albania, ju lutem punon sistemi? Punoka! O sa mir\u00eb, se nj\u00eb dit\u00eb kur erdha nuk punonte. Shtat\u00eb certifikata lepujsh dua un\u00eb, t\u2019i gjej identiteti se po k\u00ebrkoj me identitet t\u00eb panjohur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Poetja dhe shkrimtarja Mimoza Ahmeti ka b\u00ebr\u00eb nj\u00eb k\u00ebrkes\u00eb t\u00eb pazakont\u00eb nga Ferma VIP, duke i drejtuar nj\u00eb thirrje direkte kryeministrit Edi Rama. E vendosur n\u00ebn presion p\u00ebr t\u00eb fituar sfid\u00ebn e mbledhjes s\u00eb lepujve n\u00eb ferm\u00eb, Ahmeti k\u00ebrkoi me humor ndihm\u00ebn e Ram\u00ebs p\u00ebrmes satelit\u00ebve \u201cAlbania 1\u201d dhe \u201cAlbania 2\u201d, duke sugjeruar q\u00eb ata …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24389,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/voranews.al\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_5825.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/voranews.al\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24388"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/voranews.al\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/voranews.al\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/voranews.al\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/voranews.al\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24388"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/voranews.al\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24390,"href":"https:\/\/voranews.al\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24388\/revisions\/24390"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/voranews.al\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24389"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/voranews.al\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/voranews.al\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/voranews.al\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}